It began innocently enough. I was enjoying one of my weekly breakfasts with my brother, the novelist, when he offhandedly mentioned a Sun Country Airlines promotion: A Fall Free for All Pass. And it was perfect for me, he said. After all, your blog is all about “travel and runaway trading. Go on, get out of here.”
Sun Country’s offer was enticing: “Are you ready for over a month of unlimited travel,” their website shouted. “Where will you go . . . Who will you see . . . What will y0u do? My eyes twinkled with excitement when I learned the whole package of 37 days with limitless travel was just $500. How can you beat that?
Just one catch, they said. You have to fly between September 7 and October 13. No problem here. I can take the whole month off.
I couldn’t wait to buy my pass. But first, being a savvy traveler, I wanted to find out more

Thanks, Sun Country. Runaway Charlie will not be visiting Puerto Vallarta anytime soon
about Sun Country destinations. I logged on to their website and discovered they went to all sorts of exotic locales: Alaska, a passel of tony resorts in Mexico, Jamaica, the Virgin Islands, St. Maartens in the Antilles, even the Dominican Republic.
I was totally smitten. I bought my Free for All pass.
A few days later, I called Sun Country to book the first leg of my flight: Minneapolis to Anchorage, Alaska. I wanted to visit Denali National Park, maybe even swing up to Wasilla see if I can really see Russia from Sarah Palin’s house.
My Sun Country book agent, courteous and competent though she was, solemnly announced that I’ve got a problem. She could book me on a flight to Anchorage on Sept. 8, the day after the promotion began, but they had only one flight (yeah, ONE flight) coming back, on Sept. 11. That’s when their flights to Alaska ended for the season not to resume again until May 2011. Worse yet, they had only one seat left on the last flight and it was first-class. It would cost me something like $729. And guess who pays that?
I was shaken. “$729? That’s more than your whole darn promotion.”
But the rep had another idea. “You can book a flight from Anchorage to Seattle on another airline (and on my dime) and then fly Sun Country from Seattle to Minneapolis.”
Uh-oh. I began to sense something was frightfully wrong here. I told her I better think about it and hung up. After all, nowhere in Sun Country’s promotion for this deal did they mention seasonal flight schedule. So, I logged onto Sun’s website again and was I in for a nasty surprise. Despite the warning that accompanied Sun Country’s F for A promotion that “international flights” would incur some extra fees, the airline flies to but ONE of the exotic, international locales I had been planning to visit—since their seasonal schedule clearly ran afoul of their Free for All time constraint.
Here I was dreaming of holing up in some quaint seaside hut in Puerto Vallarta or San Juan, but Sun Country doesn’t start flying there until December or January. And flights to the sandy beaches of Puerto Vallarta, Cozumel or Ixtapa? Same deal. And so it was with all of my fanciful destinations. Dominican Republic? No. Virgin Islands? No. Montego Bay? No.
So where does Sun Country fly between September 7 and October 13? To be truthful, a bunch of destinations where I’ve been there and done that. Los Angeles. San Francisco. Orlando. Las Vegas and the like. Ho-hum. And those international flights that Sun Country warned would cost me extra? During their Free for All window they fly to nowhere I really want to go.
So what to do? Well, I guess all is not lost—only the lion’s share of my proposed itinerary. I haven’t
been to Niagara Falls. So how about I fly to New York, revisit Times Square, and then book a Delta flight ($297) to Buffalo? And I suppose I could return to San Diego and eyeball the big yachts parked along the Embarcadero. Or maybe fly back to Boston and revisit Faneuil Hall. I guess that’s better than Miami or, for God’s sake, Harlingen, Tex. (yeah, Sun does fly to Harlingen, wherever that is).
Well, I guess I’ll fly someplace, but I can’t shake the feeling I’ve been duped. I got bamboozled into visiting a bunch of cities I’ve already seen and got scammed out of all of flying to the cities I haven’t seen.
What do you think? Should I feel like I’ve been duped?
that demonstrates the demented condition of my aging my neural pathways. It makes me fearful my synaptic gaps have long since given up firing the proper cylinders.
would be well to Buffetize this stock—meaning, buy and hold. I think BIDU will double again. Maybe more. With Google pretty much out of the market, they’ve got practically no competition and this is a stock that likes to roar louder than the indexes: Beta: 1.93
out that I had only a piece of a system, that’s all. An important piece, but not the whole megillah.
Dendreon (DNDN) have finally slipped into the Doldrums where they sink in price because there’s no news to revive them. And this drift is likely to continue until the “big news,” whatever it is, is announced sometime in the next couple of weeks.